"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
09/24/2014 at 16:58 • Filed to: None | 1 | 10 |
That's right, all future Cadillacs will be called CT+some number.
The new !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! will be known as the Cadillac CT6.
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The ATS could be renamed to CT4 and the CTS to CT5, for example, but Cadillac says the change won't happen overnight.
Cadillac also refused to comment on how their crossovers and SUVs will be called, as Mazda won't give up the CX nameplates. CTX+number? CT+number+X.
Your boy, BJR
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/24/2014 at 17:02 | 0 |
if this happens, I will renounce any and all Cadillac fandom.
Alex from Toronto
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/24/2014 at 17:03 | 0 |
Escalade? How will this work.
El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
> Alex from Toronto
09/24/2014 at 17:07 | 0 |
XT+some number, for SUV's?
Nibbles
> Alex from Toronto
09/24/2014 at 17:08 | 0 |
CT14X and its submodels
CT14XH (inevitable hybrid)
CT14XUV (Renewed upscale Avalanche)
CT14XXL (LWB)
CT14XZibit (bespoke model for those with "refined" tastes)
El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
> Your boy, BJR
09/24/2014 at 17:09 | 0 |
I'm pretty sure you won't.
Alex from Toronto
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/24/2014 at 17:09 | 0 |
Sooooooo like XT-8, not sure about that.
El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
> Alex from Toronto
09/24/2014 at 17:12 | 0 |
Why not? And XS+some number, for sports cars.
Hey, marketing is easy!
Alex from Toronto
> Nibbles
09/24/2014 at 17:12 | 0 |
Nothing more thug life then CT14XZibit
Your boy, BJR
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/24/2014 at 17:14 | 0 |
I will. I'm pissed enough that they don't have French and Spanish names anymore, but at least the names (barring ATS and XTS) mean something, goddamnit!
Axial
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/24/2014 at 21:15 | 0 |
Anybody who would approve this would be a doofus.